After you die

After you die... Unstuck in Time After death, you will become unstuck in time, and re-live various moments of your life. Time will cease to exist. One moment you will be learning to catch butterflies, the next you will be using your walker to go to the bathroom. You will live on forever in this way, constantly reliving the sweetest and not so sweetest of moments.

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Which Celebrity Is Your Pet? My Sadie Is Madonna!

Wow, your dog is Madonna!

Madonna
American Queen

Come on, let's just face it: We are living in a material world, and Sadie is a material girl. So go ahead and thank your lucky stars—Sadie is the one and only Madonna!

Always desperately seeking attention, Sadie is multi-talented and savvy, not afraid to get her paws dirty and experiment with new methods of getting into the groove in order to reach her peeps. She commands respect everywhere she goes, a sophisticated traveler who insists upon the best—and more often than not, she gets what she wants. Appearance is everything for your true-blue diva and while her look may change as often as the Pellegrino in her water bowl does, her commitment to exercise is unwavering. Sadie's in tip-top shape, which makes her age in pet years a non-issue. Despite the hard fur and the no-nonsense approach, she's a softy when it comes to her devoted owner. It's fair to say that Sadie is, yes, crazy for you.

See for yourself! The resemblance is uncanny, no? :D

Find the Man in the Coffee Beans

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This is bizarre -- after you find the guy -- it's so obvious. Once you find him -- it's embarrassing, and you think, Why didn't I see him immediately?

Doctors have concluded that if you find the man in the coffee beans in 3 seconds, the right half of your brain is better developed than most people. If you find the man between 3 seconds and 1 minute, the right half of the brain is developed normally. If you find the man between 1 minute 3 minutes, then the right half of your brain is functioning slowly and you need to eat more protein. If you have not found the man after 3 minutes, the advice is to look for more of this type of exercise to make that part of the brain stronger!

And, yes, the man is really there!

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What Dog Breed Are You?

Male or Female???

Should you be MALE or FEMALE?* created with QuizFarm.com

You scored as Either You brain is neither specifically male, nor female in the way you perceive your surroundings. As bad as this may sound to some, it can easily mean that you are capable of combining both gender aspects to your advantage. Rather than being genderless you are possibly able think freely. This does not mean that you are bisexual or androgynous or indecisive, but it might. Either 82% Female 64% Male 64% Neither 61%

Interesting result, eh? Of course I'm not surprised at all at my results, as I've never been a girly girl or a tomboy. When I was a university student long ago in Indiana a male classmate once told me that he liked me because I thought like a man. I was flattered, and obviously have always remembered his compliment. I supposed that the fact that I took his statement as a compliment confirmed his assertion.

I've always felt more comfortable in the company of men than with women. One of the few memories I have of my childhood is of an extended family get-together in my grandparents' hometown. Quickly bored by the women gossiping as they cooked in the kitchen, I sat in the living room with the pipe-smoking men, who were watching some ballgame on television and speaking much less frequently and *gossiply*. The cattiness of women appalls me.

For many years I was spared the disillusionment of learning that men can be just as catty and gossip just as much as women, but in the early 1990's some university professors put an end to my naivety. Now I don't trust any one, male or female.

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What's Your Political Philosophy?

What's Your Political Philosophy?

You scored as a Green

The Green Party believes in an America where decisions are made by the people and not by a few giant corporations. Their environmental goal is a sustainable world where nature and human society co-exist in harmony.

Green - 90%
Old School Democrat - 85%
New Democrat - 85%
Foreign Policy Hawk - 45%
Libertarian - 30%
Socially Conservative Republican - 15%
Pro Business Republican - 0%

Who Should You Vote For?

Who should you vote for?

Mike Gravel				120
Barack Obama				100
Hillary Clinton				72
Ron Paul				2
John McCain	-30
Mitt Romney	-102
Mike Huckabee	-108

You expected: Barack Obama
Your recommendation: Mike Gravel

Party: Democratic
Born: 1930, Springfield, Massachusetts
Family: Married twice. Two children and four grandchildren
Career: US Army; Special Agent in the Counter Intelligence Corps; taxi driver; barman; brakeman; property developer
Political career: 3rd Speaker of the Alaska House of Representatives, 1965-6; US Senator from Alaska 1969-1981. Environment and Public Works and Finance and Interior Committees; chaired the Energy, Water Resources, and Environmental Pollution subcommittees
Hot topic: Fair tax
Did you know? Born to French-Canadian immigrant parents, Marie Bourassa and Alphonse Gravel; Mike spoke only French until he was seven years old
Supported by: Ralph Nader

What Holiday Are You?

You Are Christmas

More than most people, you are able to find magic in life's small moments. Traditions mean a lot to you, and you tend to be quite nostalgic. You are a giving, kind person who really understands the true meaning of holidays. You inspire others to be as altruistic and caring as you are. What makes you celebrate: Tradition and a generous spirit At holiday get togethers, you do best as: The storyteller. You like to recount memories with everyone. On a holiday, you're the one most likely to: Give a gift to everyone you know

What Holiday Are You?

My Native American Name

Your Native American Name Is...

Kimi Kuwanyauma Your name means: Secret Butterfly Showing Beautiful Wings

What's Your Native American Name?

Silly me...hahahaha

Why Salvador Dali Should Paint My Portrait

Who Should Paint You: Salvador Dali

You're a complex, intense creature who displays many layers. There's no way a traditional portrait could ever capture you!

What Artist Should Paint Your Portrait?