Friday, November 28, 2008

The Priest's Baby



A woman starts dating a doctor. Before too long, she becomes pregnant and they don't know what to do. About nine months later, just about the time she is going to give birth, a priest goes into the hospital for a prostate gland infection.

The doctor says to the woman, "I know what we'll do. After I've operated on the priest, I'll give the baby to him and tell him it was a miracle."

"Do you think it will work?" she asks the doctor. "It's worth a try," he says.

So the doctor delivers the baby and then operates on the priest.

After the operation he goes in to the priest and says, "Father, you're not going to believe this."

"What?" says the priest. "What happened?" "You gave birth to a child."

"But that's impossible!"

"I just did the operation," insists the doctor. "It's a miracle! Here's your baby."

About fifteen years go by, and the priest realizes that he must tell his son the truth. One day he sits the boy down and says, "Son, I have something to tell you. I'm not your father."

The son says, "What do you mean, you're not my father?"

The priest replies, "I'm your mother. The archbishop is your father."

Thursday, November 20, 2008

Why all the hate mail smearing Barack Obama?




I am having a hard time understanding why people are sending hate mail smearing Barack Obama, our President-elect, when he has not done anything to deserve it. Let's give him a chance to show what he and his administration can do before badmouthing him. I admire him for not lowering himself to the level of those who smear him and believe that he truly wants to unify our country and make it better for every citizen. He certainly has his work cut out for him. Let's give him our support and help him in his efforts. That is what people who love America will do.

A few minutes ago I sent the above paragraph to a relative in Mississippi who persists in forwarding hate mail to me--racist and otherwise derogatory remarks and "jokes" that are offensive and unwarranted. The relatively mild one that triggered my response this evening was an old Osama bin Laden joke in which he sends the White House a coded message--370H-SSV-0773H--that the President and all his advisors, the CIA, and the FBI cannot figure out but that a leader of another country can easily decipher. The Conservatives have brought this "joke" out of mothballs and made Barack Hussein Obama the stupid President and ex-POW McCain and staff the brilliant ones who easily see that the President is holding the message upside down. Already Obama is being ridiculed for not capturing bin Laden! Sigh.

In a short preface to my message I pointed out that George W. Bush is the rightful butt of that joke and the one who failed to capture bin Laden.

Whether my words will have a positive effect on my relative is yet to be seen, but I just cannot condone the sending and receiving of hate mail by not speaking out against it. With the knowledge comes the responsibility.

Teach peace.

Tuesday, November 4, 2008

Do Not Swallow Chewing Gum!

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Those poor, poor young women--see how they strain!
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Monday, November 3, 2008

Message to Mr. McCain




She is such an embarrassment and liability for Americans that I can hardly bear the thought of anyone casting a vote for this woman. No, this is not a woman that American women have been waiting for all these years.