How to Properly Place People in Jobs

How To Properly Place People in Jobs:
1. Put 400 bricks in a closed room.
2. Put people being assessed in the room and close the door.
3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours.
4. Then analyze the situation:

* If they are counting the bricks, put them in the Accounting Department.
* If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing.
* If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put them in Engineering.
* If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in Planning.
* If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations.
* If they are sleeping, put them in Security.
* If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in Information Technology.
* If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources.
* If they say they have tried different combinations, they are looking for more, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in Sales.
* If they have already left for the day, put them in Marketing.
* If they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic Planning.
* If they are talking to each other, and not a single brick has been moved, congratulate them and put them in Senior Management.
* Finally, if they have surrounded themselves with bricks in such a way that they can neither be seen nor heard from, put them in Government.

The Denigration of Alfred E. Neuman

clipped from www.bigmattress.com the Denigration of Alfred E. Neuman

Plenty of reasons to worry....

Gingembre....Haiti

Gingembre Map — Satellite Images of Gingembre
original name: Gingembre
geographical location: Nord, Haiti, Central America
geographical coordinates: 19° 24' 0" North, 72° 1' 0" West



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Our Atmosphere: Moments of Extreme Beauty Caught on Camera

Collections of the most colorful and crystal moments of the atmosphere caught on camera----After Entering Homepage, Navigation is on left side for each Type of Atmosphere



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Light playing on water drops, dust or ice crystals in the atmosphere produces a host of visual spectacles - rainbows, halos, glories, coronas and many more. Some can be seen almost every day or so, some are once in a lifetime sights. Find out where to see them and how they form. Then seek and enjoy them outdoors.

I wish that I could post a beautiful photograph from this site to illustrate how magnificent the images are, but the photos are well-protected. Had I been able to post one, however, it would have been the fogbow photographed on Carn Gorm, Scotland, in February 1999.

Iraq: the new plan

clipped from www.claybennett.com

A deeply significant political commentary (no pun intended).

Note the look on the American's face as he contemplates the significance of the new plan he's been handed.